I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to the eardrums of anyone that may have been within a 1,000ft radius of the local Co-op car park in the early evening of Friday night past, as what sounded like the amplified screech of a ferry’s arse being dragged over some unnoticed underwater rocks reverberated throughout […]
Unexpected Snotters Read More »
Okay, deep breaths Scott.. This is it. I finally got an amended proof copy after the last ones had a few printing and formatting issues. I resubmitted the fixes and the new proof arrived yesterday. Man, THIS is the book that I wanted to make! I can’t describe how cool it is to hold in
RUST: Harvest of the Hidden – Available now! Read More »
It’s nearly time! After a few days of stressing, researching, editing, formatting and more stressing, I’ve finally got the final draft uploaded and ready to publish. Now I’m waiting for the proof copy to land on my doorstep to check out how it looks, and my poor nerves are shot. I mean, I’m sure it’ll
Show me the proof! Read More »
I’m getting close to the finish line now, come hear my thoughts on publication routes, and why kids shouldn’t be allowed to have drums when you’re making videos!
Writing My First Fiction Novel – Part Two Read More »
Like most parents who are getting older, my day-to-day existence now is fully dependent on a hefty supply of caffeine, ibuprofen and the uncertain hope that every unexpected fart is a safe one.It was with this in mind after the school drop-off this morning I knew my caffeine reserves were hitting a low level and
I had to make some apologies to members of my local community recently after they had to suffer a large bald man waddling down the road at 2am, shouting at some topiary and asking what it’s bloody problem was. Let me explain. I was working a night-shift a few nights ago, and during my tea
I had the pleasure of an appointment with Ortheope.. Orthoe… Orthopeado.. ‘The Knee Specialists’ recently, so I made sure I arrived nice and early, handed over my appointment card and was told to take a seat in the half-full beige waiting room. I sat down and made myself comfy, bathed in the slight waft of